Inspiration from Miss Ng XT...
ten ways to kill xiaoting...
commentary by f4_pamela potter

1) slash through the throat to allow her a quick death, but cut up into a million pieces and deep fry before throwing it into the sea to feed the sharks
advantages: allow this useless thing to be finally useful in her death...
disadvantage: too much trouble

eew... pris ur disgusting... but dun u think giving her a quick death is too easy for her??? *smirk*


2) cut slashes of depth 1 cm all across the body... allow her to bleed to death...
advantages: allow her a slow and painful death to please the murderer
disadvantages: dirty the floor... must clean up

n spent $$ on the cleaning stuff? neh...


3) put cynide in her food, her fave like sushi... that'll ensure that she'll consume enough to die
advantages: dun need to dirty the murderer's hands... clean job can be done
disadvantages: cynide cost... not worth it to spend that kind of money

n the rest. will take the blame? how slytherin of you... good one...


4) push her from the back when she's waiting for the MRT to return home, allow the train to do the rest of the work
advantages: painful death on her
disadvantages: need to think of a way to push her without arousing suspicions of the people in the MRT station, pollution to the environment and will disrupt the MRT system

too much thinkin... i dun think it's worth the risk (tt is if you hav brains at all to think of a plan)


5) lock her into a sauna and turn the temperature of more than 200 degrees. allow her to be steamed to death.
advantages: slow torture. no apparatus needed, only need the sauna at the pool under my house
disadvantages: easily traced crime... excellant acting needed when the police come or... excellant story telling skills to make the whole thing sound like an accident.

my idea... but... not original enough... (i'm suaning my own idea???)


6) ask a SARS patient to cough into her face. let the virus do the rest of the work
advantages: easy and cannot be traced, suffering ensured
disadvantages: cannot ensure death... death rates are only at 13%

pls... can you dun be so out dated? SARS per-lese


7) let Takuya stare into her eyes... is I said, his eyes will kill any girl *electric shock*
advantages: I'll get to see Takuya!
disadvantages: I'll rather that I get killed this way...

*rolled eyes* ha. if it's so... i'll be killed by my F4 wad more than 4 times? cos they too got the as i qoute... eyes wil kill any girl*electric shock*


8) ask her to help you plug something into an open circuit
advantages: enjoy the show of seeing somebody get electrocuted
disadvantages: it'll sink the room...

another of my brillient idea... ahh... i forsee that the girl who is to be murdered will die this way.... *hint hint think Divination (Harry Potter)...*


9) treat her to scuba diving... punture the oxygen supply tube
advantages: clean job can be done, everything will look like an incident
disadvantages: $$$ has to be spent on treating her to scuba diving.

half of my own.... of cos i do have other better ones... you could read one of my many other methods in ways to kill someone that could be found in one of my many post in my own blog... *flash a toothfy grin* *hint: think Lockhart (Harry Potter)*


10) Avarda Kedava her using a stolen wand
advantages: won't be traced back to you no matter WHAT
disadvantages: advanced magic required

ahh... do not be scard... for there is no good and evil, only those too weak to seek them... avarda is not evil it can only be used by those with power... but. i don't think you have tt power... *green flash* *hint: think Volder... ah... sorry... i mean... He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named... *sMirk**




To xiaoting: okie................................... YOU'RE FORGIVEN. ha... had no intentions to kill you from the start, but your sms gave me the inspiration. *grinz*

forgiven for wad? *lost* *shurgs*

WARNING: all the above is only for your reading pleasure. DO NOT try it. it's never worth it to dirty your hands to kill someone you hate; you're better than THAT.

unless you noe you are quite talented in obliviate charm lyk Lockhart... then tt's another story.... *smirk*